
"It's July, and autumn is unfortunately, ever pressing nearer."
No, don't say that! Don't even think that!
And while you're at it, tell this Rowan tree I saw in Brixton High Street that it's way too early for bright red berries, 'n' all.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a handsome man in possession of a plethora of horticultural knowledge, must be in want of a small Greek pastry.