Friday, 30 May 2008


Welcome to Swift Party HQ, where tonight we are working hard to see the UK elect Joe Swift as Gardeners’ World’s next head honcho.

Our great leader may occasionally do some strange things: building bizarre windowboxes, following odd cultivation practices.

But we believe in three essential principles:

• No Rotovation without Representation

• Slightly Getting the Piss Taken Out of Us by James Alexander-Sinclair

• Triangular Flowerbeds For All

Thanks for listening. We look forward to gaining your vote on polling day.

1 comment:

mewmewmew said...

This looks interesting and I suppose there is always the chance of seeing JAS lurking around waiting to see what people think of his terrace. Will have a look to see how far it is from me.

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