Well, the BBC surpassed themselves with the TV coverage last night.
Garden Monkey wins their own bet by predicting that Rachella would mention building a garden at Chelsea and how hard it was. (Though if GM works for the Beeb, the little monkey could just possibly have cheated on that one.) Fast forward to 22:06.
All those children who won't eat parsnips need a slap.
Loveable Joe Swift looks skinny to me - has all that weeding taken it out of him?
That tree of ears in the Windex garden takes me back to Nam. And not in a good way. The horror.
Joe calls Porsche garden "a one-trick pony." Ha ha.
Chris strokes his ball. "Looking into the future... I see... Nooooo!!!!! Joe Swift in charge at Berryfields!"
Joe and Yellow Riding Hood rightfully confronted the silver-giltiness of the Traveller's Garden. Rachella was miffed. So were me, Veep and Zoe.
Dougie Howser SGD, I think I can live without. Although he was quite funny when RdT sent him shopping.
Darce went off to France, and managed to find a wood pile even taller than himself, which I think is going some. I actually really want that woodpile. I wonder if I could build that at the end of my garden. And if I used oak, could I get more stag beetles? Sorry, I'm talking to myself now.
Back on track:
The head of Chaumont said some stuff in French.
"Chaumont n'est pas déliberamment provocateur."
translation: At Chaumont we would never deliberately wear lacy underwear.
She clarified later: We are French, we just do that kind of thing instinctively.
They sent Beardie out to get some ideas. I wasn't that impressed. I did get one good idea from the TV coverage, though:
MONKEY SWING!
