Monday, 30 June 2008

PULITZER PRIZEWINNER PROBABLY NOT ME AGAIN













Went all the way to Blackpitts today, which was an amazing treat. But I just completely forgot to ask James A-S way the most important question of all: 

"WHAT DID JOE SWIFT TELL YOU IN THE CURRY HOUSE????"


??????

?????

I drove away and literally got onto the M40 and just that moment went "Doh!" exactly like Homer. 

I had been thinking "I must ask James..." all the way there and then I got hypnotised by his most beautiful, beautiful garden and I TOTALLY FORGOT. 


Hmm.

Here is a picture of his poppy heads (we did not have these in tea) to distract you from my lack of ability as an investigatory reporter. 

(Actually maybe he did put poppies in my tea, for forgetfulness - to stop me asking....)




The Coalition says: Next time, send Victoria

13 comments:

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berto xxx said...
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emmat said...

Can i just say those two are MENTAL

The Garden Monkey said...

Aren't they just tossers trying to get people to look at sites about gambling and loans?

There's been a spate of shite like this lately.

You also have to watch out for mysterious hits that show up on Sitemeters - you think "Oooh I wonder what that is" and click on it. And find it's another way to trick you into visiting their site and try and sell you crap.

emmat said...

yeah I know, but I thought they were quite funny. I got rid of them.

There was an amazing spate on Facebook of messages that would send themselves to everyone in the address book, which you almost only had to look at for it to happen. I guess I will just delete them - I don't really want to do comment moderation because it takes time etc when I'd rather be reading other blogs!

VP said...

Know what you mean Emma - I hit my head on the driving wheel of my car at the NEC thinking 'Now why didn't I ask him that, and that, ooh and that...'

Exits muttering foolishly to herself.

VP said...

You should see the one RPF got yesterday - though I suspect it's probably deleted by now too.

Arabella Sock said...

Even if you forgot to ask about Joe Swift surely you must have got some gossip. You could tell me -- I wouldn't tell anyone else at all....

Alex said...

gamblingandloans.com - it's got to be a winner hasn't it.

I don't like comment moderation or verification because it puts people off commenting. Regulars will always jump through uxqdkbkp hoops but the occasional visitor will just turn up their nose and take their valuable comment elsewhere.

That's a bit too serious. So here's a joke for you. What looks like an elephant, is the same shape as...

emmat said...

Well he did let slip that Matthew Wilson has said he will only agree to do Gardeners World if he gets a huge playboy-style mansion to live in with an organic swimming pool and £2 million a year salary. So I emailed Mazzer and told him we were all booking in for our summer holiday. I haven't heard back yet though.

emmat said...

two nuns in a bath, one says 'where's the soap?", the other says "it does rather, doesn't it?"

apparently its pete tong's favourite

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VP said...

Bill and Ben in the bath - Bill says 'Flubberwuberduberwhatllduber'

Ben says 'I do wish you wouldn't do that in here'.