Monday, 21 July 2008

MAGICAL TAT YOU CAN GET IN GARDEN CENTRES, No 283

















Captions for the following masterly snapshot taken by mon amour on the weekend? Oh my god, so many possibilities....

18 comments:

Alex said...

The British Character - Ability to make friends with anyone reading Pride and Prejudice.

With apologies to Pont.

emmat said...

heh heh. For anyone who doesn't know Pont there's an exhibition about to close on in London -

http://procartoonists.blogspot.com/2008/04/cartoon-exhibition-pont-of-punch_11.html

Alex said...

I'll be going on Wednesday lunchtimeish if anybody wants to get a Baklava Shed Coalition party together.

emmat said...

let me see how i get on - I have to prepare a week's teaching on the 18c landscape garden by friday evening and I'm not really going fast enough - tatton park has already fallen by the wayside I think ....

emmat said...

PS is the pixie really reading me Pride and Prejudice? How nice

Zoë said...

I reckon he's running a book on who is going to be the New Gardener's World Presenter and Emma is checking out the odds

He says Joe Smurf, I mean Swift is 5-1!

The Garden Monkey said...

The Pixie is saying

"Yea, someone has nicked my purple cardigan, and now I have to fill out this crime report for the police."

Arabella Sock said...

What did the elf say when he met Chris Beardshaw?

-- Small world isn't it!

The Black Finger Nail said...

Following the takeover of the Dobies garden centre chain, Tesco denies that Gremlins have affected the launch of their new “Every Little Elves” range.

VP said...

"...And the tall, dark, handsome Prince kissed the beautiful Princess he found sleeping in his garden and 'pouf' she turned into a..."

VP said...

PS the new edition of GW magazine says the new GW presenter may be announced next month!

Arabella Sock said...

Ohmigod! That is just TOO exciting!
My whole blog depends on this! Please don't let it be Andy Sturgeon - I can never think of anything to say about him!

VP said...

'... and that's me with Orlando Bloom. Mind you his ears weren't totally authentic. They should have used mine as a guideline. Oh but the laughs we had down at Rivendell! I shouldn't really tell you this but...'

JamesA-S said...

"This is me on the beach at Skiathos. Have you ever seen a real naked Goblin. my dear?'

emmat said...

I have laughed and laughed at all of these captions but I do for some reason like James' the very best because it's slightly twisted, and that delights me. Every Little Elves, though, hee hee.

The Garden Monkey said...

I know a fairly rude joke about a goblin, but it didn't seem appropriate.

Mr. McGregor's Daughter said...

LOL! "And here's one of me before I had my ears done. They were so gauche and rounded."

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