You say you saw a woman wearing a pink dahlia? Are you sure? Over in what, that direction? Hmm. Which way is the emergency exit?
The Space Gal’s taking seeds to space!
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When Emily Calandrelli launches on her upcoming suborbital space mission,
she'll be carrying a pocketful of plants.
4 days ago
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I didn't see anyone famous yesterday!!!!!!!! Not even Jekka. And nobody recognised me despite the balaclava and dahlia and various triangular hand signs!
What was the point in going! Grump!
I saw someone famous today, which was Matthew Wilson, and he showed me a photo on his phone which sickened and disgusted me. i thought he was a nice man, but that is not the kind of thing you show a lady during lunch.
Even if according to that Telegraph survey I don't actually qualify as a lady.
Was the piccy of his cat or his girlfriend or even worse, both together?
Or worse and worryingly, was it a picture of his new best friend, Gordon?
Ha! I've finally sussed out what Matters was showing you on his phone, Emma:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_east/7498195.stm
Aspidistra, you are right, it was bedroom pussy shots of the very worst kind.
But that slug is disgusting too. Trigonochlamydidae are my worst slug genus of all, actually. They combine in their latin name a perplexing area of maths with an inconvenient sexually transmitted disease, which pretty much sums up slugs as far as I'm concerned.
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